forcefields:

it’s so weird that we call our loved ones things that we eat
sugar… pumpkin… honey… baby…

(via thefuuuucomics)

fvckinbren:

I want this on my blog always.
Monday / 374,695 notes / reblog
pizza-is-the-key:

The gays are on sale
Monday / 86,688 notes / reblog

paintgod:

i dont wanna spend a single day of my life thinking i don’t look good as hell. what a waste of time. everyday i look amazing. im trapped in this meatsuit for about 80 years and then i die so i’m not gonna hate it for a second. anyone who makes u feel bad about ya body can shove it

(via craftybarnado)

Wednesday / 722 notes / reblog

Burger King.

It is impossible for me to be productive today.

Tuesday / 13 notes / reblog

penicillium-pusher:

I think I may be gayer than originally planned

(via homofiction)

I love octogatita.